A funny and cozy dog hoodie for pups with big personalities — perfect for dog parents who know their dog is the reason nice things don’t last long.
This dog hoodie is made for pups who leave a little chaos wherever they go. Featuring the phrase “I’m Why We Can’t Have Nice Things,” it’s a playful nod to mischievous dogs and the dog parents who love them anyway.
Designed to keep your dog warm and comfortable, this hoodie is great for walks, lounging at home, or showing off your dog’s personality wherever you go. It also makes a fun and lighthearted gift for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone who lives with a lovable troublemaker.
My Fur Buddy creates dog apparel that’s meant to be fun, functional, and full of personality — because every dog has a story.
Features:
Funny dog hoodie for playful, mischievous pups
Soft and comfortable for everyday wear
Great gift for dog moms and dog lovers
Easy to put on and take off
Designed by dog lovers in the United States
🐾 Size Guide – Approximate Dog Weight
XS: 0–4 lbs (Teacup & toy breeds)
S: 5–10 lbs (Yorkie, Chihuahua, Maltese)
M: 11–23 lbs (Pug, Boston Terrier, Mini Schnauzer)
L: 24–45 lbs (Beagle, Cocker Spaniel, Small Border Collie)
XL: 46–70 lbs (Husky, Labrador, Boxer)
2XL: 71–85 lbs (Large Husky, German Shepherd)
3XL: 86+ lbs (Rottweiler, Mastiff-type breeds)
Breed examples are suggestions only. Always measure your dog for best fit. If between sizes, size up.
Looking for a funny gift for a dog lover? This dog hoodie is a great choice for dog parents who appreciate humor and love showing off their pup’s personality.
Is this hoodie for dogs or people?
This hoodie is designed specifically for dogs, not humans.
Is this a good gift for dog lovers?
Yes. This funny dog hoodie makes a great gift for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone with a playful pup.
Does this hoodie run true to size?
Sizing varies by dog. Please use the size guide on the product page to choose the best fit.


































